And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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