I am spending my child support on dildos
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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