I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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