What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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