Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm at about main and main street
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
false alarm, still single
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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