I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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