wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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