i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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