In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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