Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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