Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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