hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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