do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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