so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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