im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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