yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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