There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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