I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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