So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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