Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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