And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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