Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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