Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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