The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
