...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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