so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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