There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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