I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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