i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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