The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.