girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.