But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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