it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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