Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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