I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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