I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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