Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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