Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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