the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
