yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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