Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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