he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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