Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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