So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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