my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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