Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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