I'm going to jail i love you
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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