im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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