How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You ruined the universe
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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