We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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