TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
