People in love make me want to vomit
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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