you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals