doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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