literally had 100 drinks last night.
Duck Duck Cougar?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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